Rob Kardashian Weight Gain Makes His Package Look Small, Cries in Shower
Rob Kardashian has once again given too much information with the revelation that he cries in the shower because his penis has shrunken.
During an E! special, Ryan Seacrest with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner's only son confessed what his weight gain has done to his figure.
"Every time I hop in the shower and see myself naked I cry," he said.
"My penis looks so small now!"
However, he did manage to find a silver lining in his new size.
"The upside [of the weight gain] is, every time you lose 10 pounds you gain an inch on your penis," he said.
The 25-year old Kardashian reportedly gained 40 pounds after breaking up with his girlfriend, pop singer Rita Ora. The two dated for a year before going their separate ways in a nasty December 2012 split. In a series of tweets, Kris Jenner's only son accused the How We Do singer of cheating on him with over 20 men and having an abortion.
"How can a woman who is so busy trying to start her own career have time to be with so many dudes all while in a relationship?!"
The 22-year-old replied with, ""Rob's d--k was wack, I had to go get it somewhere else."
Kardashian immediately replied on the social media site.
"So you let me get you pregnant and you let others hit raw?"
All of the controversial tweets were eventually deleted, but that has not stopped him from referencing his ex. During an appearance on Kourtney & Kim Take Miami in February, he admitted that keeping his body in top physical shape was not a priority during and after his breakup. He became depressed and ate comfort food as a way of coping.
"All I did was waste a lot of money and gain 40 pounds," he said.
Kardashian says that he is sticking to a low carb diet and eating twice a day to manage his weight. He was advised by his sister Khloe that a good body is one of the best forms of revenge. He is also focusing on being an entrepreneur. He created his own sock line, Arthur George.
"I really like socks," he explained. "Now that's turning into boxers and pajamas. I'm excited to have a niche."
