After the high-profile divorce of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, there are now surfacing reports that the 53-year-old actor is dating Kate Hudson. However, it looks like the Almost Famous brother Oliver Hudson can't contain himself about the made-up stories and mocked the magazine carrying the gossip.

The 40-year-old actor used his Instagram page to share a photo of the magazine that has a headline saying "It's Getting Serious Brad Moves In! Kate 'can't keep her hands off him!'" The snap comes with a lengthy caption that mocks the tittle-tattle about the two stars.

Oliver started his long post saying that the alleged relationship between Kate and Brad is "been hell" and described the latter as a messy guy. He also made fun of the buzz when he said that the Fight Club star drinks from the carton and leaves their house's door open when he's taking a dump.

 Yeah and it's been hell!! He's messy as shit! He drinks out of the fucking carton and leaves the door open when he's taking a dump!! And this is when he's at MY house!!! He's already calling me brother and has driven a wedge between myself and my real brother Wyatt who now won't speak to me.. he insists my kids call him uncle B and lost my youngest at the Santa Monica pier for 2 days.. thank god for amber alert.. my mom's overtly flirting with him! Shes wearing these little nighties around the house now?! But ALL DAY!! Like at 3pm! And Pa just keeps saying "All right!! It's Brad Pitt!!" Anyway not going well.. so BP.. it's time to move out man.. I need my life back dog.. I'll smoke one more bowl and then get the fuck out.. we thank you.. oh and I found your medical bracelet so I'll get that back to you.. ok..

A photo posted by Oliver Hudson (@theoliverhudson) on Jan 20, 2017 at 5:44pm PST

 
He also complains when Brad Pitt is purportedly calling him brother that causes damage between him and his real sibling Wyatt, who now doesn't want to speak to him. "He insists my kids call him uncle B and lost my youngest at the Santa Monica pier for 2 days.Thank god for amber alert," he added.

Oliver also joked that even his mother Goldie Hawn is "overly flirting with the former husband of Angelina Jolie by wearing small nighties all day around the house even if it is three o'clock in the afternoon. His father Bill Hudson, on the other hand, approves because he is Brad Pitt. He then told him to move out and get a house of his own.

Meanwhile, according to Yahoo! News, this is not the first time that someone from the Hudson family made fun of the reports involving Kate Hudson and Brad Pitt's alleged affair. Just last week, Goldie Hawn laughed her lungs out when asked about the two's romance. "You did make me laugh," she said.