Sean Spicer has two very important messages for the press in his latest briefing.

First, he's only chewing gum once a day now. Make sure you've noted that, because that's your story.

Second, Nordstrom committed a terrorist act this week, when it killed its plans to continue selling Ivanka Trump's line. Which was ridiculous. Have you not seen her amazing $39.99 bracelet or those shoes??

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