Scarlett Johansson is on the cover of Interview magazine's October 2013 issue and in her cover story she comically opened up about past rejections in the acting world and her SAT scores.

Below are some of her funniest quotes from the interview.

"I was always terrible at commercials because my voice was so deep. At the age of nine, I sounded like a whiskey-drinking, chain-smoking fool. Wasn't going to sell Jell-O with that voice."

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"There was someone in my older brother's class who was doing some commercials and theater, so my mom took me to that kids agent because I loved musicals. They didn't want me though. I was devastated. I thought it was the end of my career."

"Oh, there are plenty of moments on stage where you think, 'If one of my boobs just fell out right now...'" she said in reference to working in theater.

"I think the way it worked when I took them was that they were out of 1,600, so maybe you'd get a 1,240 if you were a smarty-pants. I got a 1,080, which was pretty low. But that was probably because I didn't answer half of the math questions."

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"First of all, I'm terrified to ride a bike in a city-and I grew up riding bikes in the city. I've just heard enough stories-I have enough friends who've been hit by taxicabs and things. Then, you know, there's also the bike messenger who is definitely riding with a purpose and wants you off his f---ing bike path."

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