On Monday fans of The CW's The Originals got the opportunity to see what dinner would be like with Joseph Morgan if perhaps the actor were just a tad more like his fictional counterpart Klaus Mikaelson.

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"My Dinner Date With Joseph Morgan" was released as a sort of spoof by the network on Monday (featured below) and the two-minute video included some insight into life on the set, Morgan's take on violence, as well as his favorite line from the series.

Seated at an elegant set table, Morgan snapped his finger for a "butler" carrying a silver tray to deliver the cell phone from which he was to read a number of fan questions. Upon failing to retrieve the phone without knocking the tray, the actor waved his arm and looked directly into the camera to address the the fans.

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"You're going to have to ask it yourself because my butler is incredibly incompetent," declared the actor quite seriously before shouting for "Alfred" to return with the phone.

The first question asked which cast member from the popular CW drama Morgan thought was the funniest. The actor smiled cunningly, not missing a beat as he responded with carefully constructed ease.

"I assume you are not including me because, obviously, so I would have to say the cast member I like to laugh at the most is Daniel Gillies who plays… Elijah," declared Morgan, pretending to have forgotten for a moment the name of his costar's character.  

Next, Morgan was asked whether or not the sight of blood was something that scared him. Taking a long pause, he looked up at the camera with unnerving seriousness. "No," he insisted sinisterly, "It doesn't."

The actor eagerly jumped to reveal his favorite line was from the show. "I think my favorite quote is 'I'm gonna kill each and every and last one of you,'" he said with a smile,"from episodes 2, ,5, 7,13,17,20,21,and 22 of season 1…also being featured in season 2."

Morgan capitalized on Klaus' dark sense of elegance as he concluded the "dinner" chat. "Thank you for your question[s]…" he declared before looking down at the phone. "Does this have Angry Birds?"

The Originals returns to The CW for a second season on a new night Monday, Oct. 6.