The St. Barths' episode title -- "Slutty Island" -- could not have been named more suitably.
You've heard about Countess LuAnn de Lesseps' alleged hooking up with Tomas, the Johnny Depp lookalike, but did he really get some action from another Housewife?
Sure, seems that way. Sonja Morgan, who's known for being the sexy and seductive housewife, was on a mission to make Tomas all hers. She flirted with him at their St. Barth's house when he dropped by for a dinner party. She later said, "I'm going in," during a confessional (via WetPaint Entertainment).
"LuAnn had her turn last night," Morgan said. "Tonight is Sonja's night."
After prancing around the house in a completely see-through white lace shirt and shaking her stuff with Ramona Singer in a bacchanalian dance, Tomas succumbed to Morgan's advances. He followed Morgan to an unseen part of the house,and told her she had a "fabulous ass."
Heather Thomson confirmed Morgan's extracurricular activity and revealed to the camera that she had walked in on Tomas and Sonja later on in the evening.
"Suddenly all those bruises make a lot of sense," Thomson joked.
The "Money Can't Buy You Class" singer, De Lesseps, didn't seem to mind, but she did act coldly toward Tomas when he stopped by the house for the party. However, she did encourage Morgan and Singer to flirt with the St. Barths local.