By Alyssa Goldman, EnStarz | Sep 24, 2012 12:43 PM EDT
Fiona Apple made her first public appearance since her Sept. 19 arrest at a Houston concert and offered a bizarre apology for the ordeal.
The 35-year-old singer was arrested for possessing marijuana and hashish in Sierra Blanca, Texas. Although Apple admitted some wrong doing, she accussed others who were also in jail of being "inappropriate."
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According to E! Online, Apple started her confession with: "I'm just gonna get this over with right away...First thing is the guy who runs the jail...he's a good guy, I want to apologize to him. I'm not going to say his name because he isn't interested in fame...and I only met him yesterday morning and I'm apologizing to him for being attitude-y."
But apparently, not everyone in jail was as kind to Apple.
"Most people were very nice to me [but] there are four of you out there and I want you to know that I heard everything you did. I wrote it all down with your names and everything you did and said stupidly thinking I couldn't hear or see you."
What did the unknown four do? Apple didn't reveal much of anything, but explained "[I] then ripped the paper up but not before I encoded it and put it in two lock boxes. We'll call them holding cell one and holding cell two. In holding cell one, is the encoded version of the s--t that you did that I know is inappropriate and probably illegal. In holding cell two, is the decoder.
"I'm the only one who holds the key and you and I will be intimate forever because I will hold that secret forever unless of course the celebrity you had so much interest in but you wanted to accuse me of bringing up while you laughed at me all night. Unless you're interested in being a celebrity...I'll make you f-ing famous anytime you ask and I'll open those boxes-until then, stay in your f-king holding cell."
Hmmm ... Click here to listen to her confession for yourself and tell us what you make of it.
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