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New 'No Pineapple Left Behind' Trailer Shows Importance of Lasers In Child Education [VIDEO]

You're a principal with a laser gun.

By Alex Riviello, EnStars on Jun 10, 2015 11:50 PM EDT
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No Pineapple Left Behind
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In No Pineapple Left Behind, you play a principal in charge of a school whose students were all turned into pineapples by an evil wizard.

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That turns out to actually not be much of a problem, because the pineapples are really studious and do well on tests, which is great for the school. But the pineapples keep changing back into children! Troublesome, incessantly complaining students, who procrastinate and snap selfies when they should be studying. The all-important tests are coming up and you have to turn them into profitable little money makers.

So you must dehumanize the children and turn them into orderly pineapples in order to ensure that you can manage the school's curriculums and staff without going bankrupt.

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If the concept of No Pineapple Left Behind sounds completely ridiculous- well, it is, but it's based on a real-life state exam question that stumped everyone who has ever heard it, child or adult, and left people wondering what exactly was happening to the children.

Fortunately in the game you won't have to deal with silly questions, just kids, and this new video shows that you can keep them in check through the use of lasers. Shoot them as much as you need to and keep that money rolling in!

No Pineapple Left Behind doesn't yet have a release date, but it should be coming to PC soon.

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