Assgate: Which Spider-Man Had A Fake Butt In His Suit, Andrew Garfield or Tobey Maguire?

"Everybody thinks you're such a nice guy, but you're really all about ticket sales, because now everybody is going back out to try to find the fake ass."

That's Seth Meyers prediction for what's going to happen to Spider-man: No Way Home ticket sales, now that Tom Holland has announced that one of his fellow Spider-men's suits was a little...ass-pirational. (Yes, that's right, you can STILL go see it in theaters.)

Holland played it cool at first, after talking about how relieved he was to finally be able to talk candidly about his experience on the set of this latest MCU film. "I just feel so guilty for all the lies," he said, referring to his continued denial of the presence of past Spider-men Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire in the movie.

Of course, now that he's allowed to speak about it, in true Tom Holland fashion, he starts spilling tea right away. Taking a sip of his water bottle, the actor said, unprompted:

"I'll give you a spoiler, and I'm not going to tell you who, but one of us has a fake ass in their suit."

Now, this could also have included Holland, until he went more into detail about it:

"I remember being on set and being like 'WOW...Oh, hang on a minute...nah, that's not real!"

So clearly, if he discovered this in checking out the other Spider-men's butts, the fake one couldn't have been his.

Of course, Twitter has already come to a conclusion on whose ass is, in fact, the fake one: It's Tobey Maguire's.

We can't deny it - that butt is just too perfect to be real. It's so symmetrical. Also, there's this:

They're right - you can't fake jiggle like that.

Way to go Andrew - and Tobey, don't worry about it, you've got plenty else going for you.