Man With Largest Penis: Jonah Falcon Frisked At Airport

When Jonah Falcon attempted to go through security at San Francisco International Airport he was clearly packing a weapon of mass destruction.  However, the only thing the 41 year old was concealing was his very well endowment.

As Falcon attempted to get through the airport security, he claims a younger security guard seemed to be at angst over his "very noticeable" penis and translated it as a threat of biological proportions.  He was then extensively searched by TSA officials.

"I said, 'It's my dick,'" Falcon said according to the Huffington Post.  "He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing."

After the less than ideal debacle, Falcon had the following to say in response to the penile pat down:

"I'm just gonna wear bike shorts from now on.  That way, they'll know. You'd think the San Francisco TSA would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not," said Falcon also according to the Huffington Post.

Falcon first gained attention in 1999 when he appeared in an HBO Documentary titled "Private Dicks: Men Exposed."  In the film men were interviewed in the buff about their penises.  He also gained more attention when he appeared in a featurette in Rolling Stone magazine.  Falcon is currently in the Guiness book of records for largest penis at 12 inches.

This goes out to all you guys out there:  be careful what you wish for cause you just might get it.  Just saying!