After the high-profile divorce of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, there are now surfacing reports that the 53-year-old actor is dating Kate Hudson. However, it looks like the Almost Famous brother Oliver Hudson can't contain himself about the made-up stories and mocked the magazine carrying the gossip.

The 40-year-old actor used his Instagram page to share a photo of the magazine that has a headline saying "It's Getting Serious Brad Moves In! Kate 'can't keep her hands off him!'" The snap comes with a lengthy caption that mocks the tittle-tattle about the two stars.

Oliver started his long post saying that the alleged relationship between Kate and Brad is "been hell" and described the latter as a messy guy. He also made fun of the buzz when he said that the Fight Club star drinks from the carton and leaves their house's door open when he's taking a dump.

 
He also complains when Brad Pitt is purportedly calling him brother that causes damage between him and his real sibling Wyatt, who now doesn't want to speak to him. "He insists my kids call him uncle B and lost my youngest at the Santa Monica pier for 2 days.Thank god for amber alert," he added.

Oliver also joked that even his mother Goldie Hawn is "overly flirting with the former husband of Angelina Jolie by wearing small nighties all day around the house even if it is three o'clock in the afternoon. His father Bill Hudson, on the other hand, approves because he is Brad Pitt. He then told him to move out and get a house of his own.

Meanwhile, according to Yahoo! News, this is not the first time that someone from the Hudson family made fun of the reports involving Kate Hudson and Brad Pitt's alleged affair. Just last week, Goldie Hawn laughed her lungs out when asked about the two's romance. "You did make me laugh," she said.