Hint: It's a landslide. So far, we talked about what would happen if only men or only women voted in the upcoming election, but what about the the single most important demographic that can't vote? That's right: If kids could vote, who would they vote for? According to the Scholastic Student Vote, Hillary Clinton receive a whopping 52% of all votes.

And here's how you can get one for free. Here's proof you can never have too much of a good thing: because pumpkin spice pizza, makeup and nails have infiltrated the cultural lexicon and are for some reason a thing, there's now pumpkin spice sushi.

Hopefully he's a bit more decisive about this. Internet sensation-slash-undecided voter Kenneth Bones is about to make it big. The meme was offered a gig by porn site CamSoda to star in a live, hour-long broadcast for $100,000 and 25 throw-away cameras.

This is just wrong on so many levels. In between figuring out the fastest getaway plan to Canada if it all goes south on November 8th, we're forgetting one major holiday that stands between us and Election Day: Halloween.