After the latest freakout about the pantsuit Minnie Mouse is wearing for the Disneyland Paris anniversary, we thought we'd take a look back at all the other pearl-clutching crap attacks they've had recently.
You know what they say: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Here's are four movies we think Disney should use to capitalize on this opportunity - movies that need major changes made to be palatable again - and three that should be remade more or less exactly as they are.
Admittedly, some of these would make better sitcoms than they would feature films, but they'd still be fun - and more importantly, they wouldn't be offensive to real-life people with forms of Dwarfism.
If you just saw the trailer for Guillermo Del Toro's upcoming remake of 'Pinocchio,' you're probably asking one question: Who is Sebastian, and where the heck is Jiminy Cricket?!
Celebrity couples can be intense - as people, that's just how they are sometimes. But where does it cross the line from 'intense' into 'creepy and/or mildly controlling?' We'll let you decide.
Did we mention that Meredith is in it?! When I say something is as good as The Office, people should not take that lightly. I am the obnoxious girl you've heard people on Twitter complain about.
Are there really any villains anymore? That's the question that cinema these days seems to be asking - and the answer may be in films like 'Spider-man: No Way Home' and 'Encanto.'
While we all know that, sadly, Martin Luther King's dream from the famed "I have a dream" speech hasn't come true yet...but these movies show the efforts we've been making in the decades since have gotten us somewhere.
