Nipple clamps? Spiked pinwheels? Anyone that read the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy knows the books illustrate a sex life that's anything but vanilla.

One of them even saw Melania. After a story in People by a writer who claimed Trump kissed her during an interview ten years ago went live, Trump has been alternating between defense and offense, claiming that it never happened and criticizing the writer, Natasha Stoynoff, for her looks.

Hint: It's a landslide. So far, we talked about what would happen if only men or only women voted in the upcoming election, but what about the the single most important demographic that can't vote? That's right: If kids could vote, who would they vote for? According to the Scholastic Student Vote, Hillary Clinton receive a whopping 52% of all votes.

She's still in social media blackout. It's been two weeks since we've seen or heard anything from Kim Kardashian's camp. Save for a few blurry paparazzi shots of her in a hoodie and trainers, Kim has virtually disappeared off the face of the Earth, and that's utterly terrifying.