New Yorkers shouldn't be surprised. Americans agree on many things: the wonders of pizza, the majesticness of bald eagles and that Ken Bone is a national treasure.

Hopefully he's a bit more decisive about this. Internet sensation-slash-undecided voter Kenneth Bones is about to make it big. The meme was offered a gig by porn site CamSoda to star in a live, hour-long broadcast for $100,000 and 25 throw-away cameras.

This is just wrong on so many levels. In between figuring out the fastest getaway plan to Canada if it all goes south on November 8th, we're forgetting one major holiday that stands between us and Election Day: Halloween.

It's forcing women to stay silent. Before work this morning, I hit up the Starbucks around the corner from my office, like I always do. Right as I was about to grab my soy latte, a group of five or so men walked in.