Hey, Weiner, try to keep it in your pants and off-camera for a second, huh?

The former politican is accused of sending lewd photos to a girl claiming to be a 15-year-old high school sophomore from North Carolina. Among shirtless photos and the like, the ex-Congressman sexts included pornographic videos as well as requests for masturbation and nudity. Better yet, his alias throughout the exchange was T Dog. REALLY, WEINER?! REALLY?

Federal prosecutors are now investigating the creep, and have issued a subpoena for Weiner's--whoops, I mean T. Dog's--cell phone records.

Weiner gave a statement to NBC on Wednesday, claiming he "repeatedly demonstrated terrible judgement about the people I have communicated with online and the things I have sent."

Here's an idea, Weiner: Maybe don't sext anything that moves.