Justin Bieber's roast doesn't air until March 30, but you can see the jokes now.
On Sunday, Business Insider gathered all the alleged jokes from Comedy Central's Roast of Justin Bieber.
Kevin Hart reportedly began the night with: "Tonight we are gonna do what parents and the legal system should have done a long time - give the boy an a**-whuppin' he deserves."
Hart then goes on to say that Bieber is not as "gangster" as he thinks he is.
"Orlando Bloom took a swing at you; you have a perfume called Girlfriend; you threw eggs at a house - not gangsta."
And then, he brought up the inevitable -- his ex-girlfriend, Selena Gomez.
"Selena Gomez couldn't be here tonight. Just because she didn't want to be here."
Shaquille O'Neal then took his own swing at Bieber and gave him his view from a father's standpoint.
"Justin as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn't rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people," O'Neal said.
Referencing his 60 million Twitter followers and possibly speaking from her own experience, Martha Stewart said, "The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower."
Watch the Roast on Comedy Central on March 30 to see what the entire night consisted of.