In light of Kim's robbery, new episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians have been put on indefinite hold. Kim herself has been unnaturally silent in the past few days and, with the exception of Kylie, has largely stayed off social media. My Twitter feed and Instagram page has never been more silent.
It got me thinking: What would the world have been like if we never kept up with the Kardashians? Sure, they would've still been relatively wealthy and still in the spotlight in some way, but what would they have been doing without the show (and the consequent spinoffs) that it created?
Here's what I think:
Kris would be a PR maven.
If there's one thing Kris is absurdly good at, it's being able to spin a great story. She would've made a badass PR lady, repping other talents (including her own brood, of course.)
Khloe would be the next Kayla Itsines.
The fitness junkie would totally have her own #fitspo blog, Instagram and super successful app talking about everything from how to do a crunch to using tequila as salad dressing.
Kourtney would have a lifestyle mommy blog.
She'd also be an avid Pinner.
Kendall would still be modeling.
After moving to New York, she went on to model for Nylon and Seventeen. Vogue, Schmogue.
Kylie would still have her lip kits.
They're GOOD, okay?!
Kim would be bouncing from rich husband to rich husband and cashing in on divorce settlements.