Someone thank this kid's parents. Or give this dude a scholarship, because that costume is so on point that I literally spent ten minutes cackling after I saw it.

Josh Welch, a 17-year-old from Silver Spring, Maryland, had to pick out a costume for his school's Culture Day. He chose to dress in all black -- black pants, black t-shirt, and a black cap. His reasoning? See for yourself below:

While naturally his costume got him some flack from, uh, #ProWhite hashtaggers...

The costume was still a huge hit and well-received on Twitter.

Keep doing you, Josh. Spread that love.