If you haven't signed on to the internet this morning or the eighteen thousand reminders you have made yourself to make sure you don't forget this most momentuous day, let us remind you that today is Drake's birthday. That's right -- Champagne Papi just turned the big 3-0, and he could not be any sexier. 

In celebration of his big birthday, Drake dropped several new tracks, one of which was "Two Birds; One Stone." The track low-key (or high-key, for rap aficionados) disses Kid Cudi, who recently checked into rehab for depression, and Pusha T. 

While the Cudi diss wasn't cool, it also serves as a reminder that Drake has never been the kind of guy to let an insult slide off his back. Remember "Back to Back?" Meek Mill is still reeling!

Never change, Drake. Oh, and happy birthday. Don't forget to call us later.

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